Post by Kurtpikachu2001 on Dec 4, 2022 20:01:20 GMT
Synopsis: When Randall, Gina and Bullet decide Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty need to 'toughen up'. Soon Randall, Bullet, and Gina lead them all on an old western style cattle drive. Meanwhile, Fitz and Brett DeMarco make robot clones of themselves.
Paradise PD
Fanfic Title:
The Magnificent Paradise PD
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
Bullet, Randall, and Gina all enter the Paradise PD Headquarters.
Randall: Thank you for coming with me to the Prison Auction you guys.
Gina: I wouldn't have missed it for the world! (takes out some oversized underwear) Besides, I got the best prize of all! (sniffs the underwear then sighs contentedly)
Randall: Bet you can't wait to get Dusty to try on those XXXXL sized men's underwear!
Bullet: Glad you guys won some things to be proud of. The only thing I got was this stupid shirt!
The shirt Bullet had on reads, "I WENT TO A PRISON AUCTION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING STUPID SHIRT!"
Randall: I won something, but nobody told me what it was or when it was going to come.
Gina: It's fun to confiscate stuff from criminals then sell their stuff at auction!
Bullet: Yeah, that's true. Just wished I would've been given a crack pipe or even some porn magazines!
Randall notices Kevin, Dusty, and Stanley aren't around.
Bullet: Has anyone seen Kevin or Dusty?
Randall: Yeah, you're right, Bullet! I don't even see Stanley.
Gina: There's barely even a Stanley, anyway!
Bullet then hears some people talking outside the Paradise PD Headquarters building. The voices sounded like Kevin, Dusty, and Stanley.
Dusty: OKay....from the top.
Stanley: And a one and a two and a....
Randall, Gina, and Bullet all step outside to see Kevin in a Peter Pan outfit, sword fighting with Hobo Cop (who dressed as Captain Hook) with Dusty and Stanley by his side.
Bullet: What the fuck is this shit? The Neighborhood of Make Believe if it had been created by Tim Burton?
Gina: It looks like a Sesame Street music video directed by Spike Jonze to me.
Kevin: Ah Hoy! Captain Hook! I'm about to feed you to the sharks!
Dusty: Great job, Kevin! Keep up with that momentum!
Randall: Stop what you're doing NOW!
Stanley: Oh hey, Randall!
Randall: We need to be doing police work and instead you're rehearsing a version of Sinbad The Sailor that looks like it was directed by John Waters!
Stanley: John Waters! He had some good flake back in the 1970's!
Dusty: It's nothing like that, Randall!
Gina: What the hell are you doing then?
Kevin (walks up to Randall): Hey Dad! I know you're going to ask about this.
Randall: I demand an answer for this bullshit!
Kevin: And you deserve one. Anyway, remember when Mom had that Broadway Theater opened downtown because she thought this town can use more culture?
Randall: Yes I do. Sounds like something your mother would do.
Kevin: Dusty and Stanley here are helping me rehearse for a play I am trying out for.
Dusty: That's right, I am Kevin's (dramatic voice) acting coach!
Stanley: Since you mentioned Sinbad earlier I stalked Douglas Fairbanks in Maureen O'Hara's dressing room once.
Randall: Fine, I'll bite. What's this play you're doing?
Kevin: Peter Pan! And guess who the theater people picked to play Peter Pan!
Hobo Cop: And I'm Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show!
Dusty: It's Captain Hook you fucking dumbass!
Hobo Cop: Sorry, I always get those two confused.
Randall: Holy shit! My son is an actor?! And of all the characters it had to be Peter Pan?!?! Now I know how Neil Perry's father felt in Dead Poet's Society.
Kevin: Does this mean you're proud?
Gina: No you fucking half-wit! It means he's disappointed in you!
Bullet: Should we force them to stop this?
Randall: Nah, let them go for now.
Bullet: Come on, let's wait to see what you've won at the Prison Auction.
Gina: Let these little babies play pretend!
As Randall, Gina, and Bullet were about to go back inside Paradise PD Headquarters. Dusty goes back to helping Kevin with the play.
Dusty: Well, pardon that interruption! Let's get back to business!
Stanley: From the top once more....
Kevin: A-ha! Captain Hook! You won't win this one! I'm taking Wendy and the Lost Boys back with me to Neverland.
Hobo Cop: Uhhhh, line?
Scene 2:
A semi truck was driving down the street and stopped at the Paradise PD Headquarters. The driver comes out and has Randall sign a paper.
Driver: Sign here, please.
Randall: Sure, here's my John Hancock.
Gina: Why are you here?
Bullet: Hey, Randall! This could be that prize you won at the Prison Auction.
Driver: And so it is.....
Gina: What did he win?
Randall: Must be really important!
The truck driver opens the end of the semi truck and out comes 100 cattle.
Randall: CATTLE! THAT WAS WHAT I WON? CATTLE?
Bullet: Not too late to open a Chipolte!
Gina: We can sell them for bug bucks on Craig's List if you want.
Driver (goes back in the semi truck): Enjoy your Auction Winning. Have a nice day.
Soon the cattle were surrounding the street area. At first Randall was flabbergasted. Then he gets an idea.
Randall: I know exactly what we will do with this cattle!
Bullet: Have a cocaine orgy with them? I'll take them.
Randall: NO! Not that stupid ass shit! I think we should do a Cattle Drive!
Gina: Hmmm, think you're onto something there, Randall. We can be like those cowboys from the Old West.
Randall: Exactly! We can use these Cattle and do the Cattle drive to toughen up Kevin, Dusty, and Stanley!
Watching from a distance, Kevin, Hobo Cop, Stanley, and Dusty were rehearsing the Peter Pan play. That's when Randall decides it's time to make rough and tumble cowboys out of Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty.
Bullet: That's awesome Randall! That way they can't play their little toddler games anymore!
Gina: Or audition for any more plays about kiddie fairy tales.
Randall: Let's face it. Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty are total fucking wimps.
Bullet: You're telling me. They're like the weakest link in the Paradise PD.
Randall: Right! Now this is what we're going to do. Gina, come with me.
Gina: What would you like me to do?
Randall: Come over to my house and help me turn it into a Cattle Ranch.
Gina: Got it!
Randall: Bullet, you go to City Hall and tell that mayor ex-wife of mine to close down the town for a few days,
Bullet: Sure, I can do that! We don't want the town open if we're going to do a Cattle Drive.
Randall (looking into the sky): Well, now is the time to turn Kevin into a real man! I'll turn him into modern day Bronco Billy Anderson!
Scene 3:
A screen was showing Bullet walk to City Hall. Fitz and Brett DeMarco were inside the Dippin' Dots Building spying on the Paradise PD.
Fitz: So, the Paradise PD wants to do a cattle drive, do they?
Brett DeMarco: Yes and what luck! That asshole Bullet is going to City Hall to talk to Mayor Karen to shut down the town.
Fitz: Precisely, Brett. When the town goes into shutdown, we can move ahead with our ultimate plan!
Brett DeMarco: You've been talking about this huge plan of yours. Think you should let me in on it.
Fitz: You deserve to know. Come with me.
Brett DeMarco follows Fitz into a mechanics room. Inside, Frank Flipperfist, Jerry, Pedro Pooptooth, Marcos Narcos, Puffy The Cigarette, and Russian Mobster were inside looking like they were building robots.
Fitz: How's the project coming along?
Frank Flipperfist: Almost finished! And to think my dolphin fins can actually build something technological!
Jerry: BBRRRWWAAAAHHH.
Pedro Pooptooth: Give It Just A Little More Time, Puto!
Brett DeMarco: Fuck! Thanks a lot for putting that shitty ass song in my head!
Fitz: How many of these are done?
Russian Mobster: I'll count in the 100s. So far we have 100...200....300....400....500! 500 Robot Clones! HA HA HA!
Zeta (runs to the mechanics room): Wow Daddy Fitz. Is it really almost done!
Fitz: Yes it is, sweetheart! Brett and Zeta. You both are about to witness the one thing that can wipe the town of Paradise right off the map for good.
Brett DeMarco: What shall that be?
A bunch of Robot Clones of Fitz and Brett DeMarco march out of the mechanics room.
Zeta: All those robots look like you and Uncle Brett.
Fitz: Yes, that's the whole idea! With these Robot Clones on our side, the Paradise PD will be singing "Baby What A Big Surprise!" (evil laughter)
Coming Up Next: Randall has everyone meet him at his house, which is now a cattle ranch. Randall, Gina, and Bullet put Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty though vigorous cowboy style training. Robbie and Delbert try to join. Meanwhile on the Cattle Drive they meet an old foe, that is their first challenge, Carbortion Rex
Paradise PD
Fanfic Title:
The Magnificent Paradise PD
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
Bullet, Randall, and Gina all enter the Paradise PD Headquarters.
Randall: Thank you for coming with me to the Prison Auction you guys.
Gina: I wouldn't have missed it for the world! (takes out some oversized underwear) Besides, I got the best prize of all! (sniffs the underwear then sighs contentedly)
Randall: Bet you can't wait to get Dusty to try on those XXXXL sized men's underwear!
Bullet: Glad you guys won some things to be proud of. The only thing I got was this stupid shirt!
The shirt Bullet had on reads, "I WENT TO A PRISON AUCTION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS FUCKING STUPID SHIRT!"
Randall: I won something, but nobody told me what it was or when it was going to come.
Gina: It's fun to confiscate stuff from criminals then sell their stuff at auction!
Bullet: Yeah, that's true. Just wished I would've been given a crack pipe or even some porn magazines!
Randall notices Kevin, Dusty, and Stanley aren't around.
Bullet: Has anyone seen Kevin or Dusty?
Randall: Yeah, you're right, Bullet! I don't even see Stanley.
Gina: There's barely even a Stanley, anyway!
Bullet then hears some people talking outside the Paradise PD Headquarters building. The voices sounded like Kevin, Dusty, and Stanley.
Dusty: OKay....from the top.
Stanley: And a one and a two and a....
Randall, Gina, and Bullet all step outside to see Kevin in a Peter Pan outfit, sword fighting with Hobo Cop (who dressed as Captain Hook) with Dusty and Stanley by his side.
Bullet: What the fuck is this shit? The Neighborhood of Make Believe if it had been created by Tim Burton?
Gina: It looks like a Sesame Street music video directed by Spike Jonze to me.
Kevin: Ah Hoy! Captain Hook! I'm about to feed you to the sharks!
Dusty: Great job, Kevin! Keep up with that momentum!
Randall: Stop what you're doing NOW!
Stanley: Oh hey, Randall!
Randall: We need to be doing police work and instead you're rehearsing a version of Sinbad The Sailor that looks like it was directed by John Waters!
Stanley: John Waters! He had some good flake back in the 1970's!
Dusty: It's nothing like that, Randall!
Gina: What the hell are you doing then?
Kevin (walks up to Randall): Hey Dad! I know you're going to ask about this.
Randall: I demand an answer for this bullshit!
Kevin: And you deserve one. Anyway, remember when Mom had that Broadway Theater opened downtown because she thought this town can use more culture?
Randall: Yes I do. Sounds like something your mother would do.
Kevin: Dusty and Stanley here are helping me rehearse for a play I am trying out for.
Dusty: That's right, I am Kevin's (dramatic voice) acting coach!
Stanley: Since you mentioned Sinbad earlier I stalked Douglas Fairbanks in Maureen O'Hara's dressing room once.
Randall: Fine, I'll bite. What's this play you're doing?
Kevin: Peter Pan! And guess who the theater people picked to play Peter Pan!
Hobo Cop: And I'm Dr. Hook And The Medicine Show!
Dusty: It's Captain Hook you fucking dumbass!
Hobo Cop: Sorry, I always get those two confused.
Randall: Holy shit! My son is an actor?! And of all the characters it had to be Peter Pan?!?! Now I know how Neil Perry's father felt in Dead Poet's Society.
Kevin: Does this mean you're proud?
Gina: No you fucking half-wit! It means he's disappointed in you!
Bullet: Should we force them to stop this?
Randall: Nah, let them go for now.
Bullet: Come on, let's wait to see what you've won at the Prison Auction.
Gina: Let these little babies play pretend!
As Randall, Gina, and Bullet were about to go back inside Paradise PD Headquarters. Dusty goes back to helping Kevin with the play.
Dusty: Well, pardon that interruption! Let's get back to business!
Stanley: From the top once more....
Kevin: A-ha! Captain Hook! You won't win this one! I'm taking Wendy and the Lost Boys back with me to Neverland.
Hobo Cop: Uhhhh, line?
Scene 2:
A semi truck was driving down the street and stopped at the Paradise PD Headquarters. The driver comes out and has Randall sign a paper.
Driver: Sign here, please.
Randall: Sure, here's my John Hancock.
Gina: Why are you here?
Bullet: Hey, Randall! This could be that prize you won at the Prison Auction.
Driver: And so it is.....
Gina: What did he win?
Randall: Must be really important!
The truck driver opens the end of the semi truck and out comes 100 cattle.
Randall: CATTLE! THAT WAS WHAT I WON? CATTLE?
Bullet: Not too late to open a Chipolte!
Gina: We can sell them for bug bucks on Craig's List if you want.
Driver (goes back in the semi truck): Enjoy your Auction Winning. Have a nice day.
Soon the cattle were surrounding the street area. At first Randall was flabbergasted. Then he gets an idea.
Randall: I know exactly what we will do with this cattle!
Bullet: Have a cocaine orgy with them? I'll take them.
Randall: NO! Not that stupid ass shit! I think we should do a Cattle Drive!
Gina: Hmmm, think you're onto something there, Randall. We can be like those cowboys from the Old West.
Randall: Exactly! We can use these Cattle and do the Cattle drive to toughen up Kevin, Dusty, and Stanley!
Watching from a distance, Kevin, Hobo Cop, Stanley, and Dusty were rehearsing the Peter Pan play. That's when Randall decides it's time to make rough and tumble cowboys out of Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty.
Bullet: That's awesome Randall! That way they can't play their little toddler games anymore!
Gina: Or audition for any more plays about kiddie fairy tales.
Randall: Let's face it. Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty are total fucking wimps.
Bullet: You're telling me. They're like the weakest link in the Paradise PD.
Randall: Right! Now this is what we're going to do. Gina, come with me.
Gina: What would you like me to do?
Randall: Come over to my house and help me turn it into a Cattle Ranch.
Gina: Got it!
Randall: Bullet, you go to City Hall and tell that mayor ex-wife of mine to close down the town for a few days,
Bullet: Sure, I can do that! We don't want the town open if we're going to do a Cattle Drive.
Randall (looking into the sky): Well, now is the time to turn Kevin into a real man! I'll turn him into modern day Bronco Billy Anderson!
Scene 3:
A screen was showing Bullet walk to City Hall. Fitz and Brett DeMarco were inside the Dippin' Dots Building spying on the Paradise PD.
Fitz: So, the Paradise PD wants to do a cattle drive, do they?
Brett DeMarco: Yes and what luck! That asshole Bullet is going to City Hall to talk to Mayor Karen to shut down the town.
Fitz: Precisely, Brett. When the town goes into shutdown, we can move ahead with our ultimate plan!
Brett DeMarco: You've been talking about this huge plan of yours. Think you should let me in on it.
Fitz: You deserve to know. Come with me.
Brett DeMarco follows Fitz into a mechanics room. Inside, Frank Flipperfist, Jerry, Pedro Pooptooth, Marcos Narcos, Puffy The Cigarette, and Russian Mobster were inside looking like they were building robots.
Fitz: How's the project coming along?
Frank Flipperfist: Almost finished! And to think my dolphin fins can actually build something technological!
Jerry: BBRRRWWAAAAHHH.
Pedro Pooptooth: Give It Just A Little More Time, Puto!
Brett DeMarco: Fuck! Thanks a lot for putting that shitty ass song in my head!
Fitz: How many of these are done?
Russian Mobster: I'll count in the 100s. So far we have 100...200....300....400....500! 500 Robot Clones! HA HA HA!
Zeta (runs to the mechanics room): Wow Daddy Fitz. Is it really almost done!
Fitz: Yes it is, sweetheart! Brett and Zeta. You both are about to witness the one thing that can wipe the town of Paradise right off the map for good.
Brett DeMarco: What shall that be?
A bunch of Robot Clones of Fitz and Brett DeMarco march out of the mechanics room.
Zeta: All those robots look like you and Uncle Brett.
Fitz: Yes, that's the whole idea! With these Robot Clones on our side, the Paradise PD will be singing "Baby What A Big Surprise!" (evil laughter)
Coming Up Next: Randall has everyone meet him at his house, which is now a cattle ranch. Randall, Gina, and Bullet put Kevin, Stanley, and Dusty though vigorous cowboy style training. Robbie and Delbert try to join. Meanwhile on the Cattle Drive they meet an old foe, that is their first challenge, Carbortion Rex