Post by Kurtpikachu2001 on May 2, 2023 1:42:43 GMT
Synopsis: On their way to buy Lovely Corp, Fitz and Brett DeMarco are shocked when Charles Lovely appoints Blitzo and Moxxie from Helluva Boss as the new leaders of Lovely Corp. Then the two evil duos decide to settle it by climbling the French Alps. Whoever gets to the top of the Alps wins permanent ownership of Lovely Corp!
Paradise PD and Helluva Boss
Fanfic Title:
I'm Gonna Take It To The Top!
by: Trenton Sands
On their way to the Lovely Corp Building. Fitz and Brett DeMarco were driving their limo there. With high anticipation and excitement. Fitz wanted to take his criminal leader status to the next level. Brett DeMarco was excited to be a part of an evil corporation despite being a pharmecidical rep and Fitz's second in command.
Fitz: Wow! I can just feel it now! In five minutes we're going to take over Lovely Corp!
Brett DeMarco: This is a $350 Million Dollar check we have. He's sure to hand it over to us!
Fitz: He can have a nice retirement once we're in charge.
Brett DeMarco: Imagine all the power we are going to have.
Fitz: Hell, I can be both. A Kingpin and a corrupt corporate official!
Brett DeMarco: Oh! There it is!
Fitz: Next stop, Lovely Corp!
Parking their limo in the Lovely Corp parking lot. Fitz and Brett DeMarco walk inside. In the meeting room there was the man himself. Charles Lovely.
Charles Lovely: I am Charles Lovely! What can I do for you fine gentlemen today?
Fitz: We have a proposition for you!
Charles Lovely: Okay, what will it be today, boys?
Brett DeMarco (hands over check): This is a check for $350 Million.
Charles Lovely: Perfect I was thinking of retiring anyway.
Fitz: YES! YES! I knew it!
Charles Lovely: Just one thing though.
Fitz: Great! What is it?
Brett DeMarco: There's always a fucking catch.
Charles Lovely: I already gave my company to another evil duo.
Fitz: WHAT THE FUCK!
Brett DeMarco: Who are these fuckasses you gave your company too! Boy am I surprised!
Out of the shadows came to humanoid looking demons. Their names were Blitzo and Moxxie.
Fitz: They look like demon versions of Al Capone and Frank Nitti. From The Untouchables!
Blitzo: We were the better pick for running this company.
Brett DeMarco: Hey wait a minute! I know who you guys are! You're Blitzo and Moxxie from that Youtube Cartoon Helluva Boss!
Moxxie: Correct! How did you ever know?
Fitz: You guys have the most overrated adult cartoon ever!
Brett DeMarco: The guys in our Legion of DOOOOOM love your show and would not shut up about you!
Blitzo: Awesome we have so many fans!
Moxxie: I suggest you both leave now.
Charles Lovely: Since they're from Hell, and they're also assassins for hire. Therefore they'd be perfect for my company!
Fitz and Brett DeMarco stood in disbelief.
Scene 2:
Still inside the Lovely Corp Building, Fitz and Brett DeMarco try to find a way to negotiate.
Fitz: We had a huge check, and yet you picked them?
Charles Lovely: I just hired them for free.
Brett DeMarco: We're the better men for the job.
Fitz: Indeed! You guys don't know your way around Paradise!
Blitzo: We can learn.
Moxxie: When we run this place we'll be unstoppable!
Fitz: That was our fucking plan!
Charles Lovely: Demons and gentlemen! Please! There is a way we can settle this.
Brett DeMarco: I'm listening.
Charles Lovely: How about both of you evil duos come to my mountain resort in the French Alps.
Blitzo: What are we going to do there?
Charles Lovely: Both of you evil teams will climb to the top of the French Alps. Also, I have a mission for the four of you.
Moxxie: Ooooh a mission! This will be fun!
Charles Lovely: On the top of the French Alps, my evil shadow lives up there. He's always trying to kill me. So whichever team makes it to the top of the French Alps and kills my shadow gets my company. Do we have a deal?
Fitz and Brett DeMarco love the offer. They shake hands with their demonic rivals from Helluva Boss.
Moxxie, Blitzo, Fitz, and Brett DeMarco: Deal! Sounds good.
Charles Lovely: Okay. Report back here tomorrow and I'll fly you all in my private jet! Bring some friends if you'd like.
Scene 3:
The next day, Fitz, Brett DeMarco, Blitzo and Moxxie were flying to the French Alps. Frank Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, Russian Mobster and Zeta were there too.
Frank Flipperfist: If and when you win Fitz. You're not going to dump us are you?
Pedro Pooptooth: We'd love to be part of Lovely Corp too, Puto.
Fitz: Oh no. Why would I?
Russian Mobster: We'll be in the Alps in 1...2....3....4......
Brett DeMarco: Knock that shit off. Still doing that counting?
Russian Mobster (squirming): YEESSSHH!
Fitz: So, tell me. Blitzo and Moxxie! What is it about your show that people love so much!
Blitzo: It's because our fans see us as antiheroes.
Moxxie: Not only that, diversity too! I'm bisexual you know.
Blitzo: We kill people who deserve it.
Moxxie: Sometimes innocent people too.
Brett DeMarco: Okay. You know killing people of Paradise is kind of our job.
Blitzo: We just want a homebase here on Earth. And what better place than Paradise Georgia! It's the murder captial of the world!
Moxxie: Blitzo is right, we'll feel right at home here killing people. When we win. And we will, we shall call Lovely Corp, IMP2! Which is short for Immediate Murder Professionals.
Fitz: Being on a jet with these demon freaks is worse than being on Con Air with Nicholas Cage!
Brett DeMarco: Yeah, only with weird ass renditions of Lord Humugous and Wez from Mad Max 2.
Fitz (laughs and high fives Brett): Two in a row!
Blitzo and Moxxie: We resent that!
Zeta: Will we have to climb the Alps too?
Fitz: No, Zeta. You, Frank, Pedro, and Russian Mobster can stay in the resort cabin.
Charles Lovely: We are making our landing into the French Alps in 2 hours.
The private jet lands in the French Alps. Frank, Pedro, Zeta and Russian Mobster settle into a resort cabin. Charles Lovely decides to have Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, and Mark Zuckerberg film the whole mountain climbing event. Fitz and Brett DeMarco take their places as do Blitzo and Moxxie.
Fitz: You didn't say this was going to be filmed.
Charles Lovely: Only the people in Paradise will see it. And Mark. You need to learn how to aim the camera high.
Mark Zuckerberg: Higher Hair! Higher Hair!
Jeff Bezo: No! Not higher hair you numbskull!
Richard Branson: Aim the camera high!
Mark Zuckerberg: Higher Camera? Or Higher Hair!
Charles Lovely (pushes Mark aside): Oh fuck off!
Paradise PD and Helluva Boss
Fanfic Title:
I'm Gonna Take It To The Top!
by: Trenton Sands
On their way to the Lovely Corp Building. Fitz and Brett DeMarco were driving their limo there. With high anticipation and excitement. Fitz wanted to take his criminal leader status to the next level. Brett DeMarco was excited to be a part of an evil corporation despite being a pharmecidical rep and Fitz's second in command.
Fitz: Wow! I can just feel it now! In five minutes we're going to take over Lovely Corp!
Brett DeMarco: This is a $350 Million Dollar check we have. He's sure to hand it over to us!
Fitz: He can have a nice retirement once we're in charge.
Brett DeMarco: Imagine all the power we are going to have.
Fitz: Hell, I can be both. A Kingpin and a corrupt corporate official!
Brett DeMarco: Oh! There it is!
Fitz: Next stop, Lovely Corp!
Parking their limo in the Lovely Corp parking lot. Fitz and Brett DeMarco walk inside. In the meeting room there was the man himself. Charles Lovely.
Charles Lovely: I am Charles Lovely! What can I do for you fine gentlemen today?
Fitz: We have a proposition for you!
Charles Lovely: Okay, what will it be today, boys?
Brett DeMarco (hands over check): This is a check for $350 Million.
Charles Lovely: Perfect I was thinking of retiring anyway.
Fitz: YES! YES! I knew it!
Charles Lovely: Just one thing though.
Fitz: Great! What is it?
Brett DeMarco: There's always a fucking catch.
Charles Lovely: I already gave my company to another evil duo.
Fitz: WHAT THE FUCK!
Brett DeMarco: Who are these fuckasses you gave your company too! Boy am I surprised!
Out of the shadows came to humanoid looking demons. Their names were Blitzo and Moxxie.
Fitz: They look like demon versions of Al Capone and Frank Nitti. From The Untouchables!
Blitzo: We were the better pick for running this company.
Brett DeMarco: Hey wait a minute! I know who you guys are! You're Blitzo and Moxxie from that Youtube Cartoon Helluva Boss!
Moxxie: Correct! How did you ever know?
Fitz: You guys have the most overrated adult cartoon ever!
Brett DeMarco: The guys in our Legion of DOOOOOM love your show and would not shut up about you!
Blitzo: Awesome we have so many fans!
Moxxie: I suggest you both leave now.
Charles Lovely: Since they're from Hell, and they're also assassins for hire. Therefore they'd be perfect for my company!
Fitz and Brett DeMarco stood in disbelief.
Scene 2:
Still inside the Lovely Corp Building, Fitz and Brett DeMarco try to find a way to negotiate.
Fitz: We had a huge check, and yet you picked them?
Charles Lovely: I just hired them for free.
Brett DeMarco: We're the better men for the job.
Fitz: Indeed! You guys don't know your way around Paradise!
Blitzo: We can learn.
Moxxie: When we run this place we'll be unstoppable!
Fitz: That was our fucking plan!
Charles Lovely: Demons and gentlemen! Please! There is a way we can settle this.
Brett DeMarco: I'm listening.
Charles Lovely: How about both of you evil duos come to my mountain resort in the French Alps.
Blitzo: What are we going to do there?
Charles Lovely: Both of you evil teams will climb to the top of the French Alps. Also, I have a mission for the four of you.
Moxxie: Ooooh a mission! This will be fun!
Charles Lovely: On the top of the French Alps, my evil shadow lives up there. He's always trying to kill me. So whichever team makes it to the top of the French Alps and kills my shadow gets my company. Do we have a deal?
Fitz and Brett DeMarco love the offer. They shake hands with their demonic rivals from Helluva Boss.
Moxxie, Blitzo, Fitz, and Brett DeMarco: Deal! Sounds good.
Charles Lovely: Okay. Report back here tomorrow and I'll fly you all in my private jet! Bring some friends if you'd like.
Scene 3:
The next day, Fitz, Brett DeMarco, Blitzo and Moxxie were flying to the French Alps. Frank Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, Russian Mobster and Zeta were there too.
Frank Flipperfist: If and when you win Fitz. You're not going to dump us are you?
Pedro Pooptooth: We'd love to be part of Lovely Corp too, Puto.
Fitz: Oh no. Why would I?
Russian Mobster: We'll be in the Alps in 1...2....3....4......
Brett DeMarco: Knock that shit off. Still doing that counting?
Russian Mobster (squirming): YEESSSHH!
Fitz: So, tell me. Blitzo and Moxxie! What is it about your show that people love so much!
Blitzo: It's because our fans see us as antiheroes.
Moxxie: Not only that, diversity too! I'm bisexual you know.
Blitzo: We kill people who deserve it.
Moxxie: Sometimes innocent people too.
Brett DeMarco: Okay. You know killing people of Paradise is kind of our job.
Blitzo: We just want a homebase here on Earth. And what better place than Paradise Georgia! It's the murder captial of the world!
Moxxie: Blitzo is right, we'll feel right at home here killing people. When we win. And we will, we shall call Lovely Corp, IMP2! Which is short for Immediate Murder Professionals.
Fitz: Being on a jet with these demon freaks is worse than being on Con Air with Nicholas Cage!
Brett DeMarco: Yeah, only with weird ass renditions of Lord Humugous and Wez from Mad Max 2.
Fitz (laughs and high fives Brett): Two in a row!
Blitzo and Moxxie: We resent that!
Zeta: Will we have to climb the Alps too?
Fitz: No, Zeta. You, Frank, Pedro, and Russian Mobster can stay in the resort cabin.
Charles Lovely: We are making our landing into the French Alps in 2 hours.
The private jet lands in the French Alps. Frank, Pedro, Zeta and Russian Mobster settle into a resort cabin. Charles Lovely decides to have Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, and Mark Zuckerberg film the whole mountain climbing event. Fitz and Brett DeMarco take their places as do Blitzo and Moxxie.
Fitz: You didn't say this was going to be filmed.
Charles Lovely: Only the people in Paradise will see it. And Mark. You need to learn how to aim the camera high.
Mark Zuckerberg: Higher Hair! Higher Hair!
Jeff Bezo: No! Not higher hair you numbskull!
Richard Branson: Aim the camera high!
Mark Zuckerberg: Higher Camera? Or Higher Hair!
Charles Lovely (pushes Mark aside): Oh fuck off!