Post by Kurtpikachu2001 on Aug 20, 2023 21:25:19 GMT
Synopsis: The Belcher Family relocate to Paradise to open a Bob's Burgers restaurant. The Paradise PD end up hating their food then wants to run them out of town. Puffy The Cigarette loses his memory, goes missing and Kevin and his larping friends recruit him to build a bomb to destroy Lovely Corp.
Paradise PD and Bob's Burgers
Fanfic Title
Take These Burgers and Shove Them!
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
An aeroplane is seen flying over a clear blue ocean. Lime And The Coconut by Harry Nilsson plays. The aeroplane soon lands on an island in the Bahamas. Then a lighthouse is shown. Bullet runs up the stairs to ring the bell.
Bullet (rings the bell): De Plane! De Plane!
The aeroplane comes to a stop. Out comes Bob Belcher and his family. Wife Linda. Daughters Tina and Louise. And their son, Gene. They were being lead by Dusty and Gina to the lighthouse. Outside the lighthouse, Randall Crawford greets the Belcher family. Instead of wearing his usual police chief uniform. Randall was now wearing a white suit and sipping a Pina Colada. Bullet soon joins him.
Bob: Wow! What a beautiful place this is.
Linda: Can't wait to see what it has to offer!
Randall: Good afternoon, Belcher Family! Welcome to Pump Up The Jam island!
Tina: Don't you mean, Fantasy Island?
Randall: It's that too. Anyway, we are here to make your fantasy vacation come true!
A record needle scratch is heard. Dusty narrates.
Dusty: Hi Y'all! Dusty Marlow here! You're all probably wondering why we're in the Bahamas with the Belcher family from Bob's Burgers. Well, let me take y'all back to the beginning!
A caption reads: A week earlier. At the steps of the Paradise City Hall. Mayor Karen Crawford is with Bob Belcher who shakes his hand.
Karen: Congratulations, Bob Belcher! For bringing a new restaurant into Paradise. Ladies and Gentlemen! 26 genders too! I proudly hereby declare the opening of Bob's Burgers in Paradise!
An crowd of people gave a round of applause. Anton cuts the ribbon to the new Bob's Burgers restuarant and the crowd chants. "BOB BELCHER" "BOB BELCHER" "BOB BELCHER"!
A caption reads, "FIVE DAYS LATER". Bob's Burger's restuarant was thriving. It was beating out competition away from Goopy Goopers and even Red Lobster. After a hard day of work, Bob says goodbye to some satisfied customers.
Bob: Good bye! Hope to see you again!
Linda: Wow, Bob! I can't believe in just 5 days people are just batshit crazy about our restuarant!
Bob: I know, I totally agree.
Tina: Can we go back to Ocean City soon? I miss it there.
Gene: You heard what Dad said, Tina. We're just here in Paradise for the cold months.
Louise: It's so hot here you can fry pancakes on the sidewalk.
Bob: You really want to go back to Ocean City? Puh-leese! Look how much service we're getting here in Paradise.
Linda: Your Dad is right, kids. From now on we'll be like snow birds. North in the summer, South in the winter.
Louise: Just like birds.
Bob: So far, everyone in Paradise likes our burgers.
Linda: I'm surprised the local police here didn't try our food.
Bob: In due time, I'm sure they will.
Scene 2:
Driving to Paradise PD Police Headquarters. Randall drives by the Bob's Burgers Restuarant.
Randall: Whaaaa? Bob's Burgers?!?! What're they doing here?
Once Randall arrived at Paradise PD Headquarters, he enters the conference room. With a shocked look on his face. Everyone was there except Kevin.
Gina: Hey, Randall! Why do you look like Humphrey Bogart in Dark Passage?
Randall: You won't believe who came to our town today.
Dusty: Is it Corky Romano?
Randall: NO NO NO! Not that cock sucking shit!
Bullet: Who is it, then? Walter White and Jesse Pinkman I hope....
Randall: Bob's Burgers!
Stanley: Oh I get it. You must mean Elias Big Boy!
Randall: Again! Bob's Burgers is here in Paradise!
Dusty: Should we try to see if their food is any good?
Gina (on her iphone): The restaurant is getting great reviews here.
Bullet: Know what? Let's just let today go and go see about this Bob's Burgers place!
Dusty: Awesome Bullet! I can go for a bite to eat!
Gina: If people here like the food, we should try it.
Randall: OKay! Fine! Bob's Burgers it is! You Bullet! You're going to go order the food!
Bullet: Sure, what does everyone want there?
Randall, Stanley, Gina, and Dusty all say what type of burgers they want.
Bullet: I'll just get the special for everyone then. Wait, how am I going to pay for all this?
Randall: Use Stanley's credit card.
Stanley: WHAT?!?!?!
On his way to Bob's Burgers. Bullet goes and orders the food. After a while, Bullet comes back with everyone's orders.
Bullet: Fuck! You would not begin to fathom how long I had to wait! Guess you can say I have 'No Reservations' about this! (laughs) Get it? Like that movie!
Randall: Shut the fuck up and give us our food!
Dusty: I heard Bob's Burgers is beating out Goopy Goopers.
Gina: What are we waiting for? Let's see if these twat waffles make any good burgers and fries!
Once the Paradise PD ate the burgers, sodas, and fries they ordered from Bob's Burgers. They hated what they were eating.
Randall: God dammit! These Burgers are SHIT!
Bullet (spits): I've had crack balls that tasted better than this fucking ass......(spits) I can't even talk!
Gina: Bob's Burgers won't hear anything good I have to say about this garbage food!
Stanley: It's like I'm eating Steve McQueen in The Blob!
Dusty: Even the french fries taste like ass!
Bullet: So, everyone else here in town loves Bob's Burgers....except us.
Randall: You thinking what I'm thinking.....
Bullet: Uhhh, not really.
Randall: What usually happens when people piss off the police?
Bullet: Uhhhh, Oh wait! I see what you want to do here! I say we run Bob's Burgers out of town!
Randall: I'm glad you figured it out, but I get the credit for it!
Bullet: Understood!
Stanley: Darn tootin' we should! I've had better food at Whitey's Wonderbar!
Gina: How are we going to get rid of them?
Dusty: Yeah, their shitty food is making me miss Goopy Goopers!
Randall: I know a way. We'll lure them to an island in the Bahamas.
Bullet: I have a secret bank account there, for reasons all my own.
Randall: Relax! We're not going after your money. We'll pretend like we love their food, and give them a free vacation to a private island there.
Dusty: It's not anywhere near Acklins. Because that's where my Diddy trains his Strawberry Action Squad.
Gina: How we are going to pull this off?
Randall: Easy, Gina. Just leave everything to me!
Scene 3:
At a clubhouse in the woods. Kevin and his larping friends, Quohand, Eric, and Dungeon Master were inside.
Kevin: I have some totally awesome news! My Dad gave me the whole week off!
Eric: Good thing he did! We're out of school for 2 weeks.
Kevin: You didn't let me finish. I say we can spend this week trying to take down Lovely Corp.
Quohand: Wow!
Dungeon Master: That'll be cool. Just think, if we take down Lovely Corp, we'll be heroes!
Kevin (stands on a table): In this clubhouse! I AM KING! WHO IS KING? WHO IS...KING!....KING!.....KING!!!!!!
Quohand, Eric, and Dungeon Master: YOU ARE KING, KEVIN! YOU ARE! YOU ARE!
Kevin steps down from the table. Then Eric asks him a question.
Eric: How are we going to do it?
Kevin: Oh shit. I haven't thought that far ahead. We'll just have to be patient.
At Lovely Corp. Frank Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, and The Russian Mobster were showing Fitz and Brett DeMarco some Lovely Corp products.
Fitz: Thank you, gentlemen. That is all for now.
Frank Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, and The Russian Mobster take their leave.
Fitz: Who's next, Brett.
Brett DeMarco: Puffy the Cigarette.
Fitz: Puffy! Pull it out here!
Puffy the Cigarette comes out and shows a seven bread toaster.
Fitz: Explain this product, Puffy.
Puffy The Cigarette: This here is a toaster that can fit seven slices of bread.
Brett DeMarco: Is there a point to any of this?
Puffy The Cigarette: Yes, it's very useful! And people will love to use it.
Fitz: OKay, explain how it can be beneficial.
Puffy The Cigarette: Well, not only toast. But waffles, pop tarts and...
Fitz: Stop right there!
Puffy The Cigarette: Why? What's the problem?
Fitz: Nobody is going to give a flying fucking rat's ass about a seven bread toaster!
Brett DeMarco: Typical of you, Puffy to present something that nobody is going to want a use for.
Puffy The Cigarette: But...but....but...
Fitz: No buts about it, Puffy! I have no idea why we even keep you around. You're fired!
Puffy The Cigarette: You can't fire me! Because I quit anyway!
Brett DeMarco: Okay, we'll show you the door!
Fitz and Brett DeMarco both pick up Puffy as he protested. Fitz throws Puffy onto the concrete. Fitz and Brett walk back inside.
Brett DeMarco: Did you see the way he was screaming and trying to wiggle his way out of our grasp?
Fitz (laughs): Yeah, he reminded me of Tony Clifton from Man On The Moon!
Picking himself up, Puffy The Cigarette walks away. Feeling like a failure, Puffy doesn't know where to go. That is until Robbie and Delbert speed by him in a car and throw a crowbar that landed on his head.
Robbie: Heads up, mother fucker!
Delbert: Yeah, we got 'em good!
As Puffy laid unconscious. Robbie and Delbert sped away. That's when Kevin, Quohand, Eric, and Dungeon Master find him when they exit their clubhouse.
Eric: Holy freaking shit, man!
Quohand: A real live cigarette....and we're not talking Joe Camel!
Dungeon Master: Nah, it's gotta be some dude in a costume!
Kevin: I think we found someone who will help us, you guys!
Up Next: Randall exacts his plot to take the Belcher Family on a "vacation". Fitz begins to regret firing Puffy and he, Zeta, and Brett DeMarco try to find him. Now with his memory lost, Kevin convinces Puffy that he is his friend.
Paradise PD and Bob's Burgers
Fanfic Title
Take These Burgers and Shove Them!
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
An aeroplane is seen flying over a clear blue ocean. Lime And The Coconut by Harry Nilsson plays. The aeroplane soon lands on an island in the Bahamas. Then a lighthouse is shown. Bullet runs up the stairs to ring the bell.
Bullet (rings the bell): De Plane! De Plane!
The aeroplane comes to a stop. Out comes Bob Belcher and his family. Wife Linda. Daughters Tina and Louise. And their son, Gene. They were being lead by Dusty and Gina to the lighthouse. Outside the lighthouse, Randall Crawford greets the Belcher family. Instead of wearing his usual police chief uniform. Randall was now wearing a white suit and sipping a Pina Colada. Bullet soon joins him.
Bob: Wow! What a beautiful place this is.
Linda: Can't wait to see what it has to offer!
Randall: Good afternoon, Belcher Family! Welcome to Pump Up The Jam island!
Tina: Don't you mean, Fantasy Island?
Randall: It's that too. Anyway, we are here to make your fantasy vacation come true!
A record needle scratch is heard. Dusty narrates.
Dusty: Hi Y'all! Dusty Marlow here! You're all probably wondering why we're in the Bahamas with the Belcher family from Bob's Burgers. Well, let me take y'all back to the beginning!
A caption reads: A week earlier. At the steps of the Paradise City Hall. Mayor Karen Crawford is with Bob Belcher who shakes his hand.
Karen: Congratulations, Bob Belcher! For bringing a new restaurant into Paradise. Ladies and Gentlemen! 26 genders too! I proudly hereby declare the opening of Bob's Burgers in Paradise!
An crowd of people gave a round of applause. Anton cuts the ribbon to the new Bob's Burgers restuarant and the crowd chants. "BOB BELCHER" "BOB BELCHER" "BOB BELCHER"!
A caption reads, "FIVE DAYS LATER". Bob's Burger's restuarant was thriving. It was beating out competition away from Goopy Goopers and even Red Lobster. After a hard day of work, Bob says goodbye to some satisfied customers.
Bob: Good bye! Hope to see you again!
Linda: Wow, Bob! I can't believe in just 5 days people are just batshit crazy about our restuarant!
Bob: I know, I totally agree.
Tina: Can we go back to Ocean City soon? I miss it there.
Gene: You heard what Dad said, Tina. We're just here in Paradise for the cold months.
Louise: It's so hot here you can fry pancakes on the sidewalk.
Bob: You really want to go back to Ocean City? Puh-leese! Look how much service we're getting here in Paradise.
Linda: Your Dad is right, kids. From now on we'll be like snow birds. North in the summer, South in the winter.
Louise: Just like birds.
Bob: So far, everyone in Paradise likes our burgers.
Linda: I'm surprised the local police here didn't try our food.
Bob: In due time, I'm sure they will.
Scene 2:
Driving to Paradise PD Police Headquarters. Randall drives by the Bob's Burgers Restuarant.
Randall: Whaaaa? Bob's Burgers?!?! What're they doing here?
Once Randall arrived at Paradise PD Headquarters, he enters the conference room. With a shocked look on his face. Everyone was there except Kevin.
Gina: Hey, Randall! Why do you look like Humphrey Bogart in Dark Passage?
Randall: You won't believe who came to our town today.
Dusty: Is it Corky Romano?
Randall: NO NO NO! Not that cock sucking shit!
Bullet: Who is it, then? Walter White and Jesse Pinkman I hope....
Randall: Bob's Burgers!
Stanley: Oh I get it. You must mean Elias Big Boy!
Randall: Again! Bob's Burgers is here in Paradise!
Dusty: Should we try to see if their food is any good?
Gina (on her iphone): The restaurant is getting great reviews here.
Bullet: Know what? Let's just let today go and go see about this Bob's Burgers place!
Dusty: Awesome Bullet! I can go for a bite to eat!
Gina: If people here like the food, we should try it.
Randall: OKay! Fine! Bob's Burgers it is! You Bullet! You're going to go order the food!
Bullet: Sure, what does everyone want there?
Randall, Stanley, Gina, and Dusty all say what type of burgers they want.
Bullet: I'll just get the special for everyone then. Wait, how am I going to pay for all this?
Randall: Use Stanley's credit card.
Stanley: WHAT?!?!?!
On his way to Bob's Burgers. Bullet goes and orders the food. After a while, Bullet comes back with everyone's orders.
Bullet: Fuck! You would not begin to fathom how long I had to wait! Guess you can say I have 'No Reservations' about this! (laughs) Get it? Like that movie!
Randall: Shut the fuck up and give us our food!
Dusty: I heard Bob's Burgers is beating out Goopy Goopers.
Gina: What are we waiting for? Let's see if these twat waffles make any good burgers and fries!
Once the Paradise PD ate the burgers, sodas, and fries they ordered from Bob's Burgers. They hated what they were eating.
Randall: God dammit! These Burgers are SHIT!
Bullet (spits): I've had crack balls that tasted better than this fucking ass......(spits) I can't even talk!
Gina: Bob's Burgers won't hear anything good I have to say about this garbage food!
Stanley: It's like I'm eating Steve McQueen in The Blob!
Dusty: Even the french fries taste like ass!
Bullet: So, everyone else here in town loves Bob's Burgers....except us.
Randall: You thinking what I'm thinking.....
Bullet: Uhhh, not really.
Randall: What usually happens when people piss off the police?
Bullet: Uhhhh, Oh wait! I see what you want to do here! I say we run Bob's Burgers out of town!
Randall: I'm glad you figured it out, but I get the credit for it!
Bullet: Understood!
Stanley: Darn tootin' we should! I've had better food at Whitey's Wonderbar!
Gina: How are we going to get rid of them?
Dusty: Yeah, their shitty food is making me miss Goopy Goopers!
Randall: I know a way. We'll lure them to an island in the Bahamas.
Bullet: I have a secret bank account there, for reasons all my own.
Randall: Relax! We're not going after your money. We'll pretend like we love their food, and give them a free vacation to a private island there.
Dusty: It's not anywhere near Acklins. Because that's where my Diddy trains his Strawberry Action Squad.
Gina: How we are going to pull this off?
Randall: Easy, Gina. Just leave everything to me!
Scene 3:
At a clubhouse in the woods. Kevin and his larping friends, Quohand, Eric, and Dungeon Master were inside.
Kevin: I have some totally awesome news! My Dad gave me the whole week off!
Eric: Good thing he did! We're out of school for 2 weeks.
Kevin: You didn't let me finish. I say we can spend this week trying to take down Lovely Corp.
Quohand: Wow!
Dungeon Master: That'll be cool. Just think, if we take down Lovely Corp, we'll be heroes!
Kevin (stands on a table): In this clubhouse! I AM KING! WHO IS KING? WHO IS...KING!....KING!.....KING!!!!!!
Quohand, Eric, and Dungeon Master: YOU ARE KING, KEVIN! YOU ARE! YOU ARE!
Kevin steps down from the table. Then Eric asks him a question.
Eric: How are we going to do it?
Kevin: Oh shit. I haven't thought that far ahead. We'll just have to be patient.
At Lovely Corp. Frank Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, and The Russian Mobster were showing Fitz and Brett DeMarco some Lovely Corp products.
Fitz: Thank you, gentlemen. That is all for now.
Frank Flipperfist, Pedro Pooptooth, and The Russian Mobster take their leave.
Fitz: Who's next, Brett.
Brett DeMarco: Puffy the Cigarette.
Fitz: Puffy! Pull it out here!
Puffy the Cigarette comes out and shows a seven bread toaster.
Fitz: Explain this product, Puffy.
Puffy The Cigarette: This here is a toaster that can fit seven slices of bread.
Brett DeMarco: Is there a point to any of this?
Puffy The Cigarette: Yes, it's very useful! And people will love to use it.
Fitz: OKay, explain how it can be beneficial.
Puffy The Cigarette: Well, not only toast. But waffles, pop tarts and...
Fitz: Stop right there!
Puffy The Cigarette: Why? What's the problem?
Fitz: Nobody is going to give a flying fucking rat's ass about a seven bread toaster!
Brett DeMarco: Typical of you, Puffy to present something that nobody is going to want a use for.
Puffy The Cigarette: But...but....but...
Fitz: No buts about it, Puffy! I have no idea why we even keep you around. You're fired!
Puffy The Cigarette: You can't fire me! Because I quit anyway!
Brett DeMarco: Okay, we'll show you the door!
Fitz and Brett DeMarco both pick up Puffy as he protested. Fitz throws Puffy onto the concrete. Fitz and Brett walk back inside.
Brett DeMarco: Did you see the way he was screaming and trying to wiggle his way out of our grasp?
Fitz (laughs): Yeah, he reminded me of Tony Clifton from Man On The Moon!
Picking himself up, Puffy The Cigarette walks away. Feeling like a failure, Puffy doesn't know where to go. That is until Robbie and Delbert speed by him in a car and throw a crowbar that landed on his head.
Robbie: Heads up, mother fucker!
Delbert: Yeah, we got 'em good!
As Puffy laid unconscious. Robbie and Delbert sped away. That's when Kevin, Quohand, Eric, and Dungeon Master find him when they exit their clubhouse.
Eric: Holy freaking shit, man!
Quohand: A real live cigarette....and we're not talking Joe Camel!
Dungeon Master: Nah, it's gotta be some dude in a costume!
Kevin: I think we found someone who will help us, you guys!
Up Next: Randall exacts his plot to take the Belcher Family on a "vacation". Fitz begins to regret firing Puffy and he, Zeta, and Brett DeMarco try to find him. Now with his memory lost, Kevin convinces Puffy that he is his friend.