Post by Kurtpikachu2001 on Nov 13, 2023 20:38:23 GMT
Clay and Bloberta Puppington are taking a vacation with their son Orel in Paradise. When Orel dies drowning in a pond, they call the Paradise PD who takes them on an existential journey. Meanwhile, Fitz and Brett DeMarco have an encounter with a UFO.
Paradise PD and Morel Orel
Fanfic Title:
Don't Look For Orel Now
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
At a nearby hotel. Clay and Bloberta Puppington were just about getting done with their vacation in Paradise.
Clay: Wow! What a great time we had here.
Bloberta: I'm going to miss this place.
Clay: Although it didn't have any tourist attractions, we still had fun.
Bloberta: Orel sure seemed to enjoy that pond very much.
Clay: We'll come back next year. I loved that bar!
Bloberta: Where is Orel? Have you seen him? We're going to miss our flight back.
Clay: I'll go check.
Outside the hotel. Orel was playing around the pond. Orel had a red ball he he carrying around.
Bloberta (sees Orel at the lake): Orel! Come on! Get your ass back here now!
Orel: I'm coming!
Running to make his way back to the hotel. Orel tripped on a rock and his red ball went flying into the pond.
Orel: Oh no! My ball! I have to get my ball!
Clay: Never mind your ball! (closes the door) Let's just pack.
Once Bloberta and Clay were packing their clothes and shut their suitcases, a red drink spilled on the table.
Clay: Shit!
Bloberta: Who cares? Let the hotel maids clean it.
There was screaming outside it came from Orel.
Orel: Dad! Help! I'm drowning! Save me!
Bloberta: Oh no! That's Orel. He's in trouble.
Clay: I'll go save him.
Running out of the hotel room. Clay was already too late. Bloberta stepped in the red spilled drink that was seeping towards her. Clay ran to the pond where Orel was playing with his ball.
Clay: OREL! OREL! OREL!
Jumping into the lake trying to find his son. Clay finds Orel but it was already too late. Orel was dead of drowning. Clay picked up his dead son from the lake and screamed.
Clay (in slow motion): NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bloberta (runs out of the hotel room): What happened?!?!?! What's going on!
Clay: It's Orel! He's dead. He must've lost his ball in the pond and drowned.
Bloberta: (shakes Orel's body): Could be he's trying to fuck with us you know! Wake up!
Clay: Its no use. He's dead. Feel how cold he is!
Bloberta: I feel no heartbeat or pulse!
Clay: OREL! OREL!
Bloberta: What will we do now?
Clay: We'll have to stay in Paradise a little while longer.
Hobo Cop is behind them.
Bloberta: I know! We'll call an ambulance! This is the worst thing ever! (cries)
Hobo Cop: Forget the ambulance! Why not call the Paradise PD instead?
Clay: Who are you?
Hobo Cop: They call me Hobo Cop. Call the Paradise PD. They're your only hope now.
Bloberta: Better do what this bum says.
Clay: OKay, I'll call the Paradise PD.
Running to the lobby of the hotel. Clay runs in and uses the phone to call the Paradise PD.
Scene 2:
Around the pond at the hotel where Orel drowned. The Paradise PD were investigating the scene. Clay and Bloberta were watching everything in grief and shock. Orel was being taken away by an ambulance.
Clay: Oh my poor son. (sobs)
Bloberta: Drowning in a pond, a terrible way to go.
Clay: All we wanted to get his ball back.
Randall: Okay, Paradise PD. Look around for anything suspicious!
Kevin: Right Dad!
Gina: Hmmm, no sign of foul play.
Dusty: Nobody around here wanted the kid dead.
Bullet (grabs the ball from the pond): Hmmm, nice ball! Think I'll fuck it later like I did with that bowling ball!
Randall: That's tampering with evidence!
Stanley: Maybe your son is still alive! Probably living with Cornel Wilde In Leave Her To Heaven.
Clay: So what did you all find out?
Kevin: Well, there's no signs that anybody pushed your son in.
Dusty: Any reason why he went into the pond?
Bloberta: You see we were taking a vacation here in Paradise...
Bullet: Why in the world would anyone want to vacation in THIS place?
Clay: Anyway, we were just about ready to leave and Orel was outside playing around the pond.
Gina: OKay, what else?
Clay: We told him to hurry up and he didn't want to leave without his ball.
Randall: Go on....
Bloberta: You Guys are treating us like suspects!
Randall: We're the Paradise PD! It's what we do!
Gina: Yeah we do that for standard procedure!
Continue with the story please.
Bloberta: Then some red stuff fell all over our luggage and before we knew it we heard Orel screaming for help.
Kevin: Don't worry guys. I won't treat you like a suspect. What else happened after?
Clay: Then we heard screaming from the pond and....sure enough, it was Orel who was trying to get his ball....(sobs)
Bloberta: Clay got Orel out of the pond and he isn't breathing! (sobs)
Clay: Where did you take Orel?
Bullet: To the local hospital. It's just 2 miles down from here.
Gina (finds a picture with the red drink on it): You a mayor or something? What's with the red stuff? It's blood isn't it?
Clay: No No! It was Faygo Redpop! (takes the picture) Give that back please.
Bloberta and Clay were looking at the picture. It shows Clay, Orel, and Bloberta together. In the background there was a figure with a red cloak which was the same color as Orel's ball.
Clay: Oh look, who's the guy in the red cloak.
Bloberta: You're right. Never noticed that before.
Dusty: Excuse me, you've never seen what before.
Gina: I found a family photo of them.
Dusty and Gina look at the strange figure in the red cloak.
Bloberta: Do you see it too.
Dusty: Maybe this red cloaked dude. Perhaps he's the culprit.
Gina: Excellent thinking there Dusty.
Clay: Can one of you guys call us a cab?
Bullet: What for?
Bloberta: We want to go to the hospital to see if Orel is okay.
Kevin: Sure, I can call you one.
Randall: Everything is done here and....
Gina: Not quite.
Randall: What do you mean?
Dusty: These guys have a family photo with a weird cloak dude.
Kevin called for a cab that'll take Clay and Bloberta to the Doctor's Office. While Randall, Bullet, Gina, Dustym and Stanley all observed the Puppington Family Photo.
Dusty: Could the two be connected?
Randall: We're police so it's our job to investigate!
The cab came and took Clay and Bloberta to the hospital.
Scene 3:
Inside the waiting room at the Paradise Hospital. Clay and Bloberta were waiting for Dr Funtlichter to come out and tell them news about Orel.
Bloberta: Please let our baby be okay. I don't want to be like Shirley McClane in Terms Of Endearment! (cries)
Clay: What is taking that doctor so long?
Bloberta: Can't believe the last thing we said to poor Orel was "get your ass back here"...
Clay: We also told him to "never mind his ball..."
Finally Dr. Funtlichter came out to give the Puppingtons some news.
Bloberta: If only I can talk to Orel just once more?
Clay: So, Doctor. What's the bottom line?
Dr. Funtlichter: I'm afraid your son Orel didn't make it.....
Clay and Bloberta both cry and hug each other.
Dr. Funtlichter: You might want to say some final words to him.
Clay: Is he at all still alive.
Dr. Funtlichter: No he isn't. If it makes you feel any better. Due to popular belief you can talk to the dead. And they do hear you...
Clay and Bloberta go to see Orel who was laying on a hospital bed. Orel was indeed deceased. Clay and Bloberta stand over him. Then Bullet walks in with Randall, Kevin, Stanley, Gina, and Dusty.
Bloberta: Oh look. It's those policemen who helped us.
Clay: Helped us my ass. More like questioned us.
Randall: We observed that family photo of yours.
Kevin: Yes, that's what we came to tell you.
Clay: What about it? That person in the red cloak right?
Gina: Yes. He's the prime suspect in this.
Dusty: There is a way we can track this fucker down.
Bloberta: Really how?
Bullet: Come with us to the Pentacoastal Church. We can hold a seance!
Randall: We'll track this piece of shit down the psychic way!
Clay: Really? Can we also talk to Orel too?
Dusty: Oh yes! We can do both. Track down the cloaked dude and talk to your son!
Clay: There's so many things we wish we could've said to him.
Randall (whispers to Kevin in a sing song voice): They sound guil-tee!
Clay: What was that?
Randall: Nothing nothing.....
Bloberta: Yes, I'll agree to that. But what exactly happens at a seance?
Bullet: Seriously? You don't know what the fuck happens at a seance? Ever seen A Haunting In Venice or Drag Me To Hell?
Gina: Come with us now.
Clay and Bloberta follow Randall, Dusty, Bullet, Gina, and Kevin to the Paradise Pentacostal Church.
Up next: Fitz and Brett DeMarco encounter a UFO that kidnaps Brett. Then Fitz, Frank, and Zeta have to think of ways to save him. The Paradise PD does the seance that leads to more trouble for Clay and Bloberta.
Paradise PD and Morel Orel
Fanfic Title:
Don't Look For Orel Now
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
At a nearby hotel. Clay and Bloberta Puppington were just about getting done with their vacation in Paradise.
Clay: Wow! What a great time we had here.
Bloberta: I'm going to miss this place.
Clay: Although it didn't have any tourist attractions, we still had fun.
Bloberta: Orel sure seemed to enjoy that pond very much.
Clay: We'll come back next year. I loved that bar!
Bloberta: Where is Orel? Have you seen him? We're going to miss our flight back.
Clay: I'll go check.
Outside the hotel. Orel was playing around the pond. Orel had a red ball he he carrying around.
Bloberta (sees Orel at the lake): Orel! Come on! Get your ass back here now!
Orel: I'm coming!
Running to make his way back to the hotel. Orel tripped on a rock and his red ball went flying into the pond.
Orel: Oh no! My ball! I have to get my ball!
Clay: Never mind your ball! (closes the door) Let's just pack.
Once Bloberta and Clay were packing their clothes and shut their suitcases, a red drink spilled on the table.
Clay: Shit!
Bloberta: Who cares? Let the hotel maids clean it.
There was screaming outside it came from Orel.
Orel: Dad! Help! I'm drowning! Save me!
Bloberta: Oh no! That's Orel. He's in trouble.
Clay: I'll go save him.
Running out of the hotel room. Clay was already too late. Bloberta stepped in the red spilled drink that was seeping towards her. Clay ran to the pond where Orel was playing with his ball.
Clay: OREL! OREL! OREL!
Jumping into the lake trying to find his son. Clay finds Orel but it was already too late. Orel was dead of drowning. Clay picked up his dead son from the lake and screamed.
Clay (in slow motion): NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bloberta (runs out of the hotel room): What happened?!?!?! What's going on!
Clay: It's Orel! He's dead. He must've lost his ball in the pond and drowned.
Bloberta: (shakes Orel's body): Could be he's trying to fuck with us you know! Wake up!
Clay: Its no use. He's dead. Feel how cold he is!
Bloberta: I feel no heartbeat or pulse!
Clay: OREL! OREL!
Bloberta: What will we do now?
Clay: We'll have to stay in Paradise a little while longer.
Hobo Cop is behind them.
Bloberta: I know! We'll call an ambulance! This is the worst thing ever! (cries)
Hobo Cop: Forget the ambulance! Why not call the Paradise PD instead?
Clay: Who are you?
Hobo Cop: They call me Hobo Cop. Call the Paradise PD. They're your only hope now.
Bloberta: Better do what this bum says.
Clay: OKay, I'll call the Paradise PD.
Running to the lobby of the hotel. Clay runs in and uses the phone to call the Paradise PD.
Scene 2:
Around the pond at the hotel where Orel drowned. The Paradise PD were investigating the scene. Clay and Bloberta were watching everything in grief and shock. Orel was being taken away by an ambulance.
Clay: Oh my poor son. (sobs)
Bloberta: Drowning in a pond, a terrible way to go.
Clay: All we wanted to get his ball back.
Randall: Okay, Paradise PD. Look around for anything suspicious!
Kevin: Right Dad!
Gina: Hmmm, no sign of foul play.
Dusty: Nobody around here wanted the kid dead.
Bullet (grabs the ball from the pond): Hmmm, nice ball! Think I'll fuck it later like I did with that bowling ball!
Randall: That's tampering with evidence!
Stanley: Maybe your son is still alive! Probably living with Cornel Wilde In Leave Her To Heaven.
Clay: So what did you all find out?
Kevin: Well, there's no signs that anybody pushed your son in.
Dusty: Any reason why he went into the pond?
Bloberta: You see we were taking a vacation here in Paradise...
Bullet: Why in the world would anyone want to vacation in THIS place?
Clay: Anyway, we were just about ready to leave and Orel was outside playing around the pond.
Gina: OKay, what else?
Clay: We told him to hurry up and he didn't want to leave without his ball.
Randall: Go on....
Bloberta: You Guys are treating us like suspects!
Randall: We're the Paradise PD! It's what we do!
Gina: Yeah we do that for standard procedure!
Continue with the story please.
Bloberta: Then some red stuff fell all over our luggage and before we knew it we heard Orel screaming for help.
Kevin: Don't worry guys. I won't treat you like a suspect. What else happened after?
Clay: Then we heard screaming from the pond and....sure enough, it was Orel who was trying to get his ball....(sobs)
Bloberta: Clay got Orel out of the pond and he isn't breathing! (sobs)
Clay: Where did you take Orel?
Bullet: To the local hospital. It's just 2 miles down from here.
Gina (finds a picture with the red drink on it): You a mayor or something? What's with the red stuff? It's blood isn't it?
Clay: No No! It was Faygo Redpop! (takes the picture) Give that back please.
Bloberta and Clay were looking at the picture. It shows Clay, Orel, and Bloberta together. In the background there was a figure with a red cloak which was the same color as Orel's ball.
Clay: Oh look, who's the guy in the red cloak.
Bloberta: You're right. Never noticed that before.
Dusty: Excuse me, you've never seen what before.
Gina: I found a family photo of them.
Dusty and Gina look at the strange figure in the red cloak.
Bloberta: Do you see it too.
Dusty: Maybe this red cloaked dude. Perhaps he's the culprit.
Gina: Excellent thinking there Dusty.
Clay: Can one of you guys call us a cab?
Bullet: What for?
Bloberta: We want to go to the hospital to see if Orel is okay.
Kevin: Sure, I can call you one.
Randall: Everything is done here and....
Gina: Not quite.
Randall: What do you mean?
Dusty: These guys have a family photo with a weird cloak dude.
Kevin called for a cab that'll take Clay and Bloberta to the Doctor's Office. While Randall, Bullet, Gina, Dustym and Stanley all observed the Puppington Family Photo.
Dusty: Could the two be connected?
Randall: We're police so it's our job to investigate!
The cab came and took Clay and Bloberta to the hospital.
Scene 3:
Inside the waiting room at the Paradise Hospital. Clay and Bloberta were waiting for Dr Funtlichter to come out and tell them news about Orel.
Bloberta: Please let our baby be okay. I don't want to be like Shirley McClane in Terms Of Endearment! (cries)
Clay: What is taking that doctor so long?
Bloberta: Can't believe the last thing we said to poor Orel was "get your ass back here"...
Clay: We also told him to "never mind his ball..."
Finally Dr. Funtlichter came out to give the Puppingtons some news.
Bloberta: If only I can talk to Orel just once more?
Clay: So, Doctor. What's the bottom line?
Dr. Funtlichter: I'm afraid your son Orel didn't make it.....
Clay and Bloberta both cry and hug each other.
Dr. Funtlichter: You might want to say some final words to him.
Clay: Is he at all still alive.
Dr. Funtlichter: No he isn't. If it makes you feel any better. Due to popular belief you can talk to the dead. And they do hear you...
Clay and Bloberta go to see Orel who was laying on a hospital bed. Orel was indeed deceased. Clay and Bloberta stand over him. Then Bullet walks in with Randall, Kevin, Stanley, Gina, and Dusty.
Bloberta: Oh look. It's those policemen who helped us.
Clay: Helped us my ass. More like questioned us.
Randall: We observed that family photo of yours.
Kevin: Yes, that's what we came to tell you.
Clay: What about it? That person in the red cloak right?
Gina: Yes. He's the prime suspect in this.
Dusty: There is a way we can track this fucker down.
Bloberta: Really how?
Bullet: Come with us to the Pentacoastal Church. We can hold a seance!
Randall: We'll track this piece of shit down the psychic way!
Clay: Really? Can we also talk to Orel too?
Dusty: Oh yes! We can do both. Track down the cloaked dude and talk to your son!
Clay: There's so many things we wish we could've said to him.
Randall (whispers to Kevin in a sing song voice): They sound guil-tee!
Clay: What was that?
Randall: Nothing nothing.....
Bloberta: Yes, I'll agree to that. But what exactly happens at a seance?
Bullet: Seriously? You don't know what the fuck happens at a seance? Ever seen A Haunting In Venice or Drag Me To Hell?
Gina: Come with us now.
Clay and Bloberta follow Randall, Dusty, Bullet, Gina, and Kevin to the Paradise Pentacostal Church.
Up next: Fitz and Brett DeMarco encounter a UFO that kidnaps Brett. Then Fitz, Frank, and Zeta have to think of ways to save him. The Paradise PD does the seance that leads to more trouble for Clay and Bloberta.