Post by Kurtpikachu2001 on Feb 20, 2024 2:04:18 GMT
Synopsis: Dusty and Bullet are a Superhero Team who are solving crimes and conflicts around Paradise. Running out of money, Robbie and Delbert need to prove themselves worthy of working at Lovely Corp.
Paradise PD
Fanfic Title:
Obese Hornet
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
A black race car is driving down the streets of Paradise. Inside driving were Dusty Marlow and Bullet. They now had superhero alter egos known as Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon. Dusty was dressed in a purple overcoat, dark magenta mask, hat,cape, blackish purple slacks and brown boots. Bullet was dressed in a black cap, black mask, and sweatshirt.
Dusty: So, Wolfmoon! What conflicts are we going to solve tonight?
Bullet: Your guess is as good as mine, Obese Hornet!
Dusty: Hey, we never named our race car, did we?
Bullet: We can call it the Black Bandit!
Dusty: That's a cool name for it!
A buzzer goes off in their black race car.
Bullet: Yes! We got something!
A police radio calls out.
Bullet: All right! A mission!
Police Radio: A robbery in progress at the local Sex Toy shop!
Dusty: Let's floor it!
Driving the Black Bandit to the Sex Toy Shop, Dusty and Bullet arrive there before after the Paradise PD do. The people who were robbing the Sex Toy Shop were Anton and Unresigestered Earl. All the employees were in the surrender position!
Unreigestered Earl: You heard us! Empty your cash registers NOW!
Anton: And that includes the S&M Equipment!
The employees were taking their time giving their money and acessesories to Unregistered Earl and Anton, they get fed up!
Unregistered Earl: Hurry up! You're pissing us off!
Anton: Perhaps this will make you go faster! Hit it!
Night And Day By Fred Astaire plays. Anton sings and tap dances.
Anton (singing): Night And Day. You Are The One! Only You Beneath The Moon And Under The Sun....
Before Anton can continue with his song and dance. A crash is heard from both sides of the Sex Toy Shop. On one side, Dusty as the Obese Hornet with Bullet as Wolfmoon by his side, and on the other it was the Paradise PD. Camaro Bob witnesses the whole thing.
Camaro Bob: Glory be to the saints, baby! The Sex Toy Shop is saved!
Randall: Paradise PD!
Kevin: Your days of robbing Sex Toy Stores are over!
Stanley: Didn't that German fellow sing a song from The Gay Divorcee?
Gina: Unregistered Earl! We should've known. Anton? What the fuck?
Dusty (as the Obese Hornet): Step asides, fellas! We'll handle it from here!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): RRROOOOARRRRR! KARATE!
Dusty shoots his weapon called The Hornet Sting at Unregistered Earl and Anton until they were both buck naked. Bullet used 'karate' on them. Their testicles flew into their mouths as did their penises.
Unregistered Earl (muffled): I think I got the worst part of this!
Anton (muffled): We both got the bad end of the deal!
Randall, Stanley, Gina, and Kevin could not believe what they were seeing. Never in a million years did they think they would be upstaged by a superhero. Kevin was very impressed.
Stanley: Maybe this is that George Reeves fella.
Kevin: Wow. A Superhero in our own backyard! Please do tell us your name!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Why Obese Hornet is my name! Fighting crime is my game!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): and I'm Wolfmoon! I'm named such because I love the night!
Randall: Look, Obese Hornet. There's already a team of crimefighters here and that's us....
Gina begins to get aroused when the Obese Hornet comes to her. Randall is ignored.
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Who might you be, m'lady?
Gina: Gina Jabowski!
The Obese Hornet gives Gina a rose and a piece of paper which causes Gina to get goosebumps.
Gina: OOooooooohhhh! Think I'm in love! (gets an orgasm and wets herself)
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): It was great to meet you Paradise PD people! Maybe we'll cross paths again one day!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): We have other crimes to solve! Bye for now!
Stanley (sees Gina's wet orgasm): And people think I get wet down there!
Randall: Let's go back to police headquarters. We need to have a serious discussion about this.
Scene 2:
The Day After. At Paradise PD Headquarters. Randall wanted to speak out The Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon.
Randall: Ladies and gentlemen. I do not approve of this Obese Hornet asshole!
Kevin: Why Dad? I think he's really cool.
Randall: Because if he gets better than us at crimefighting. This could be the last of our class.
Gina: He seems to only come out at night, though.
Randall: Well, so do we, right? We're on call 24/7/365! We cannot let the Obese Hornet and that other asshole....
Stanley: Wolfman with Lon Cheney you mean?
Randall: Fuck off, Stanley! Anyway, like I was saying, Before he ruins us, we have to ruin him.
Kevin: How about instead, we have them work for us?
Gina: I'm with Kevin on this. Can we?
Randall: NO! NEVER!
Gina: Shit!
Randall: All right, Kevin. You love this Obese Hornet fucker so much! You track him down.
Kevin: I sure will.
Randall: And be sure to find out who the fuck he is and where he came from!
Gina looks at the rose and the paper that was given to her by the Obese Hornet. With a sly smile on her face.
Kevin: Happy to do it! Whenever it comes to superheroes! I'm ready!
That very afternoon, Karen Crawford was in her office. The Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon were there.
Karen: So far you both have done such outstanding service for our community!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Why thank you, Mrs. Mayor.
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): We are exactly what this town needs.
Karen: Agreed. My husband can learn a thing or two from you guys!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): We ran into those Paradise PD guys last night. Talk about incompetant!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): Yeah they couldn't solve crimes to save their lives!
Karen: Thank you for stopping by! In the meantime I'll have to hire a new assistant. Anton vanished for some reason!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Let's go to our secret hideout!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): Where nobody knows where it is but us!
Dusty and Bullet get into their car The Black Bandit and drive off. Kevin follows them in a police car.
Kevin: All right, Obese Hornet. Let's see who you really are. Or if you need a third sidekick!
Scene 3:
The Black Bandit drove into the woods and near a cave. Miles away, Kevin followed them and tried to stay out of range.
Dusty and Bullet were about to take off their Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon disguises.
Bullet: We kick ass as these Superheroes!
Dusty: More important, we get respect!
Bullet: I got so sick and tired of the Paradise PD slamming us all the time. Me for my drug addiction! You for your obesity!
Dusty: You're telling me. This is the most fun I've ever had with you, Bullet!
Bullet: We'll make it last!
Dusty: Only one thing though.
Bullet: What could that be?
Dusty: Seems like we only solve small crimes. We need something big!
Bullet: Agree with that. A crime so huge we'll be the best Superheroes in the state of Georgia! But first, let's check out our laboratory!
Dusty: Best thing about this is, nobody knows who we really are!
Bullet: Even Randall, Kevin, Gina, and Stanley didn't recognize us!
Inside the cave there was a laboratory. Kevin sneaks inside.
Dusty: These potions and machinery is where we get all our powers and weapons from.
Bullet: Always knew you were a crafty guy!
Kevin (thinks to himself): Why aren't they taking off their costumes?
Dusty downs some potion while Bullet reloads the Hornet Sting. Kevin bumps into a wall which attracts attention to Dusty and Bullet.
Bullet: Assassin!
Kevin: No wait! I'm Kevin Crawford from the Paradise PD!
Dusty: What are you doing here in our secret lair?
Kevin: My Dad the police chief sent me.
Bullet: For what?
Kevin: He wanted me to find out who you both are and....
Dusty: Not going to happen.
Bullet: Get out! You have no right to be in here!
Kevin: Before you kick me out. Would you guys consider having a third guy on your team! Or perhaps team up with us cops?
Dusty: Not an option! We're a duo!
Bullet: We don't work for the police. We work alone!
Kevin (sighs): Come on, give me a chance! I bet I can just as good a superhero as you two! Maybe being a trio would work better and....
Bullet was showing Kevin and door.
Dusty: Guess you didn't hear us! We work as a duo! We're not looking for a third person to join us! If ever!
Kevin: Please! I love Superheroes! Always wanted to be one! Make me one! I won't be any trouble! I won't tell anyone!
Dusty and Bullet kick Kevin out of the cave. Dusty throws a CD Player at Kevin.
Bullet: And stay out!
Dusty: While you're at it! Listen to this sad Henry Mancini music!
The CD Player plays a mellow tune while Kevin wallows in grief walking back to the police car.
Dusty: Clean the lab. I'm going into my room for a minute.
Bullet: I will.
Going into his room, still in his Obese Hornet costume. Gina crawls out from under Dusty's bed.
Gina: Did that twat waffle leave?
Dusty: He's gone. He wanted to be one of us.
Gina: Yeah that's Kevin all right. Always wanting what he can't have.
Dusty: So, would you like a romantic candlelit dinner and some hot sex with the Obese Hornet!
Gina: Take me! Make my body sing!
When Dusty as the Obese Hornet has sex with Gina. Kevin drives back to Paradise PD Headquarters.
Randall: Kevin! What did you find out about the Obese Hornet!
Kevin: I was able to get to their lair but got kicked out before I can find out anything!
Randall: Son of a bitch!
Kevin: I tried to persuade him to make me a superhero and....
Randall: That's it! This Obese Hornet asshole has got to GO! (pounds fist on his desk)
Up next: Robbie and Delbert run out of crack and have to work at Lovely Corp. Dusty and Bullet get one upped by the Paradise PD when they are called to solve insignificant crimes.
Paradise PD
Fanfic Title:
Obese Hornet
by: Trenton Sands
Scene 1:
A black race car is driving down the streets of Paradise. Inside driving were Dusty Marlow and Bullet. They now had superhero alter egos known as Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon. Dusty was dressed in a purple overcoat, dark magenta mask, hat,cape, blackish purple slacks and brown boots. Bullet was dressed in a black cap, black mask, and sweatshirt.
Dusty: So, Wolfmoon! What conflicts are we going to solve tonight?
Bullet: Your guess is as good as mine, Obese Hornet!
Dusty: Hey, we never named our race car, did we?
Bullet: We can call it the Black Bandit!
Dusty: That's a cool name for it!
A buzzer goes off in their black race car.
Bullet: Yes! We got something!
A police radio calls out.
Bullet: All right! A mission!
Police Radio: A robbery in progress at the local Sex Toy shop!
Dusty: Let's floor it!
Driving the Black Bandit to the Sex Toy Shop, Dusty and Bullet arrive there before after the Paradise PD do. The people who were robbing the Sex Toy Shop were Anton and Unresigestered Earl. All the employees were in the surrender position!
Unreigestered Earl: You heard us! Empty your cash registers NOW!
Anton: And that includes the S&M Equipment!
The employees were taking their time giving their money and acessesories to Unregistered Earl and Anton, they get fed up!
Unregistered Earl: Hurry up! You're pissing us off!
Anton: Perhaps this will make you go faster! Hit it!
Night And Day By Fred Astaire plays. Anton sings and tap dances.
Anton (singing): Night And Day. You Are The One! Only You Beneath The Moon And Under The Sun....
Before Anton can continue with his song and dance. A crash is heard from both sides of the Sex Toy Shop. On one side, Dusty as the Obese Hornet with Bullet as Wolfmoon by his side, and on the other it was the Paradise PD. Camaro Bob witnesses the whole thing.
Camaro Bob: Glory be to the saints, baby! The Sex Toy Shop is saved!
Randall: Paradise PD!
Kevin: Your days of robbing Sex Toy Stores are over!
Stanley: Didn't that German fellow sing a song from The Gay Divorcee?
Gina: Unregistered Earl! We should've known. Anton? What the fuck?
Dusty (as the Obese Hornet): Step asides, fellas! We'll handle it from here!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): RRROOOOARRRRR! KARATE!
Dusty shoots his weapon called The Hornet Sting at Unregistered Earl and Anton until they were both buck naked. Bullet used 'karate' on them. Their testicles flew into their mouths as did their penises.
Unregistered Earl (muffled): I think I got the worst part of this!
Anton (muffled): We both got the bad end of the deal!
Randall, Stanley, Gina, and Kevin could not believe what they were seeing. Never in a million years did they think they would be upstaged by a superhero. Kevin was very impressed.
Stanley: Maybe this is that George Reeves fella.
Kevin: Wow. A Superhero in our own backyard! Please do tell us your name!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Why Obese Hornet is my name! Fighting crime is my game!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): and I'm Wolfmoon! I'm named such because I love the night!
Randall: Look, Obese Hornet. There's already a team of crimefighters here and that's us....
Gina begins to get aroused when the Obese Hornet comes to her. Randall is ignored.
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Who might you be, m'lady?
Gina: Gina Jabowski!
The Obese Hornet gives Gina a rose and a piece of paper which causes Gina to get goosebumps.
Gina: OOooooooohhhh! Think I'm in love! (gets an orgasm and wets herself)
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): It was great to meet you Paradise PD people! Maybe we'll cross paths again one day!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): We have other crimes to solve! Bye for now!
Stanley (sees Gina's wet orgasm): And people think I get wet down there!
Randall: Let's go back to police headquarters. We need to have a serious discussion about this.
Scene 2:
The Day After. At Paradise PD Headquarters. Randall wanted to speak out The Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon.
Randall: Ladies and gentlemen. I do not approve of this Obese Hornet asshole!
Kevin: Why Dad? I think he's really cool.
Randall: Because if he gets better than us at crimefighting. This could be the last of our class.
Gina: He seems to only come out at night, though.
Randall: Well, so do we, right? We're on call 24/7/365! We cannot let the Obese Hornet and that other asshole....
Stanley: Wolfman with Lon Cheney you mean?
Randall: Fuck off, Stanley! Anyway, like I was saying, Before he ruins us, we have to ruin him.
Kevin: How about instead, we have them work for us?
Gina: I'm with Kevin on this. Can we?
Randall: NO! NEVER!
Gina: Shit!
Randall: All right, Kevin. You love this Obese Hornet fucker so much! You track him down.
Kevin: I sure will.
Randall: And be sure to find out who the fuck he is and where he came from!
Gina looks at the rose and the paper that was given to her by the Obese Hornet. With a sly smile on her face.
Kevin: Happy to do it! Whenever it comes to superheroes! I'm ready!
That very afternoon, Karen Crawford was in her office. The Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon were there.
Karen: So far you both have done such outstanding service for our community!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Why thank you, Mrs. Mayor.
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): We are exactly what this town needs.
Karen: Agreed. My husband can learn a thing or two from you guys!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): We ran into those Paradise PD guys last night. Talk about incompetant!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): Yeah they couldn't solve crimes to save their lives!
Karen: Thank you for stopping by! In the meantime I'll have to hire a new assistant. Anton vanished for some reason!
Dusty (as Obese Hornet): Let's go to our secret hideout!
Bullet (as Wolfmoon): Where nobody knows where it is but us!
Dusty and Bullet get into their car The Black Bandit and drive off. Kevin follows them in a police car.
Kevin: All right, Obese Hornet. Let's see who you really are. Or if you need a third sidekick!
Scene 3:
The Black Bandit drove into the woods and near a cave. Miles away, Kevin followed them and tried to stay out of range.
Dusty and Bullet were about to take off their Obese Hornet and Wolfmoon disguises.
Bullet: We kick ass as these Superheroes!
Dusty: More important, we get respect!
Bullet: I got so sick and tired of the Paradise PD slamming us all the time. Me for my drug addiction! You for your obesity!
Dusty: You're telling me. This is the most fun I've ever had with you, Bullet!
Bullet: We'll make it last!
Dusty: Only one thing though.
Bullet: What could that be?
Dusty: Seems like we only solve small crimes. We need something big!
Bullet: Agree with that. A crime so huge we'll be the best Superheroes in the state of Georgia! But first, let's check out our laboratory!
Dusty: Best thing about this is, nobody knows who we really are!
Bullet: Even Randall, Kevin, Gina, and Stanley didn't recognize us!
Inside the cave there was a laboratory. Kevin sneaks inside.
Dusty: These potions and machinery is where we get all our powers and weapons from.
Bullet: Always knew you were a crafty guy!
Kevin (thinks to himself): Why aren't they taking off their costumes?
Dusty downs some potion while Bullet reloads the Hornet Sting. Kevin bumps into a wall which attracts attention to Dusty and Bullet.
Bullet: Assassin!
Kevin: No wait! I'm Kevin Crawford from the Paradise PD!
Dusty: What are you doing here in our secret lair?
Kevin: My Dad the police chief sent me.
Bullet: For what?
Kevin: He wanted me to find out who you both are and....
Dusty: Not going to happen.
Bullet: Get out! You have no right to be in here!
Kevin: Before you kick me out. Would you guys consider having a third guy on your team! Or perhaps team up with us cops?
Dusty: Not an option! We're a duo!
Bullet: We don't work for the police. We work alone!
Kevin (sighs): Come on, give me a chance! I bet I can just as good a superhero as you two! Maybe being a trio would work better and....
Bullet was showing Kevin and door.
Dusty: Guess you didn't hear us! We work as a duo! We're not looking for a third person to join us! If ever!
Kevin: Please! I love Superheroes! Always wanted to be one! Make me one! I won't be any trouble! I won't tell anyone!
Dusty and Bullet kick Kevin out of the cave. Dusty throws a CD Player at Kevin.
Bullet: And stay out!
Dusty: While you're at it! Listen to this sad Henry Mancini music!
The CD Player plays a mellow tune while Kevin wallows in grief walking back to the police car.
Dusty: Clean the lab. I'm going into my room for a minute.
Bullet: I will.
Going into his room, still in his Obese Hornet costume. Gina crawls out from under Dusty's bed.
Gina: Did that twat waffle leave?
Dusty: He's gone. He wanted to be one of us.
Gina: Yeah that's Kevin all right. Always wanting what he can't have.
Dusty: So, would you like a romantic candlelit dinner and some hot sex with the Obese Hornet!
Gina: Take me! Make my body sing!
When Dusty as the Obese Hornet has sex with Gina. Kevin drives back to Paradise PD Headquarters.
Randall: Kevin! What did you find out about the Obese Hornet!
Kevin: I was able to get to their lair but got kicked out before I can find out anything!
Randall: Son of a bitch!
Kevin: I tried to persuade him to make me a superhero and....
Randall: That's it! This Obese Hornet asshole has got to GO! (pounds fist on his desk)
Up next: Robbie and Delbert run out of crack and have to work at Lovely Corp. Dusty and Bullet get one upped by the Paradise PD when they are called to solve insignificant crimes.
