Post by Kurtpikachu2001 on Sept 21, 2017 13:36:59 GMT
Since there's no thread for Worst Movies yet......
Superman 4 The Quest For Peace was so horrible, it was a total laugh riot!
Here's some more movies I hate:
Homefront.
Jason Statham's worst movie ever. Believe it or not, Sylvester Stallone wrote this movie. (Nothing against him, I like Sly, but he must've been drunk when he wrote this) Jason Statham plays a retired DEA agent who moves to his dead wife's hometown along with his daughter. The worst part was the daughter goes to school and three boy bullies corner her and rough her up. Then she beats up one of the bullies at the last minute. To add insult to injury one of the bullies was related to a drug dealer who has it in for Jason Statham and him and his cronies go after him and his daughter. Why do they do that to female characters? Get them beaten up a little and then miraculously defend themselves at the last minute? I suppose if that had been a boy, the boy would've beaten those bullies in five seconds. Why couldn't she have beaten up the bullies the minute the got after her? It happened in the end of that movie Kick @$$! Or why couldn't it have been like the beginning of Mrs. Congeiniality where she beats up a boy bully for hassling a boy she likes? That would've been better. James Franco plays a drug dealer in this. Come on, James, you're better than that!
Prince of Tides:
Horrible, awful movie from start to finish. Why did everyone seemingly love this movie so much? Nick Nolte plays a dude from the South who travels to New York after hearing this twin sister tried to kill herself. Barbara Striesand plays the shrink whom he has an affair with. Nick Nolte didn't know how to connect with his kids, and his wife was screwing around behind his back. (Can't say that I blamed her! Being married to him who wouldn't, right?) In reality, Barbara Striesand would've been arrested and faced serious prison time for doing that, shrinks aren't supposed to have affairs with their clients! Then Nick Nolte begins telling all these silly sob stories about his 'traumatic' childhood, his tough as nails father who tried to make him into a 'man', his uncaring mother who was concerned about status, a neighbor's father beats him up, etc.
All the traumas he endures in this film are very insignificant. Once he tells Barbara about a horrible fateful day he had (it's not worth mentioning) he has his big huge cry about it, then has a mental breakdown. After a while, he lets go of the past, helps his sister, forgives everyone who wronged him and becomes a better person because of it. I really hated his older brother in it. The movie made him out to be some kind of hero and protector, but really the older brother was just a redneck version of Hamlet who possibly wanted to kill his father so he could be the man of the house. Not only that, the mother even played favorites with the kids.
Nick Nolte, his sister, mother and his older brother were all a bunch of spoiled whiny brats who wanted everything in their lives to go their way and they thought their evil father was in the way. None of them even deserve sympathy. Their childhoods weren't as bad as the movie portrayed it to be. If anything, the Nick Nolte and his siblings had it good/ It was just in their minds their childhood was the worst ever.
This movie made it sound like the only way to overcome a bad childhood is through therapy, a breakdown, then you forgive and forget those who wronged you and become a better person and everything is happy! Maybe there's just some things in this world you can't let go of, and things that can't be forgiven!
I didn't mean to offend anyone who liked these movies. Both of these movies need Razzies like there's no tomorrow! Prince of Tides should be thrown into the seventh layer of hell! And take Homefront with it!
Superman 4 The Quest For Peace was so horrible, it was a total laugh riot!
Here's some more movies I hate:
Homefront.
Jason Statham's worst movie ever. Believe it or not, Sylvester Stallone wrote this movie. (Nothing against him, I like Sly, but he must've been drunk when he wrote this) Jason Statham plays a retired DEA agent who moves to his dead wife's hometown along with his daughter. The worst part was the daughter goes to school and three boy bullies corner her and rough her up. Then she beats up one of the bullies at the last minute. To add insult to injury one of the bullies was related to a drug dealer who has it in for Jason Statham and him and his cronies go after him and his daughter. Why do they do that to female characters? Get them beaten up a little and then miraculously defend themselves at the last minute? I suppose if that had been a boy, the boy would've beaten those bullies in five seconds. Why couldn't she have beaten up the bullies the minute the got after her? It happened in the end of that movie Kick @$$! Or why couldn't it have been like the beginning of Mrs. Congeiniality where she beats up a boy bully for hassling a boy she likes? That would've been better. James Franco plays a drug dealer in this. Come on, James, you're better than that!
Prince of Tides:
Horrible, awful movie from start to finish. Why did everyone seemingly love this movie so much? Nick Nolte plays a dude from the South who travels to New York after hearing this twin sister tried to kill herself. Barbara Striesand plays the shrink whom he has an affair with. Nick Nolte didn't know how to connect with his kids, and his wife was screwing around behind his back. (Can't say that I blamed her! Being married to him who wouldn't, right?) In reality, Barbara Striesand would've been arrested and faced serious prison time for doing that, shrinks aren't supposed to have affairs with their clients! Then Nick Nolte begins telling all these silly sob stories about his 'traumatic' childhood, his tough as nails father who tried to make him into a 'man', his uncaring mother who was concerned about status, a neighbor's father beats him up, etc.
All the traumas he endures in this film are very insignificant. Once he tells Barbara about a horrible fateful day he had (it's not worth mentioning) he has his big huge cry about it, then has a mental breakdown. After a while, he lets go of the past, helps his sister, forgives everyone who wronged him and becomes a better person because of it. I really hated his older brother in it. The movie made him out to be some kind of hero and protector, but really the older brother was just a redneck version of Hamlet who possibly wanted to kill his father so he could be the man of the house. Not only that, the mother even played favorites with the kids.
Nick Nolte, his sister, mother and his older brother were all a bunch of spoiled whiny brats who wanted everything in their lives to go their way and they thought their evil father was in the way. None of them even deserve sympathy. Their childhoods weren't as bad as the movie portrayed it to be. If anything, the Nick Nolte and his siblings had it good/ It was just in their minds their childhood was the worst ever.
This movie made it sound like the only way to overcome a bad childhood is through therapy, a breakdown, then you forgive and forget those who wronged you and become a better person and everything is happy! Maybe there's just some things in this world you can't let go of, and things that can't be forgiven!
I didn't mean to offend anyone who liked these movies. Both of these movies need Razzies like there's no tomorrow! Prince of Tides should be thrown into the seventh layer of hell! And take Homefront with it!