Post by Okamura Yokoyama on Oct 9, 2017 23:41:40 GMT
Theme: Nothing beats male bonding
Note: my kink and hard rock music is featured
[Limbo: after de(a)th / before Heaven]
I’m bondin’ with Trenton, AKA Kurtpikachu2001, in my modern 80s house. He has “dirty” blonde hair, stubble, light brown eyes, and pale skin.
My name is 鞘師 さとう 小田 (SAYASHI SATOU ODA)
I look like Skeet Ulrich:
Trenton helps me remake my most favorite video.
[Location: my bedroom]
I’m sleepin’ on my comfortable bed but I’m conscious because a camera is recordin’ me. (^^)
I’m only wearin’ blue shorts with a white drawstring and Calvin Klein tighty-whities. My undies waistband is directly above my shorts.
Trenton is standin’ on the bottom part of my bed. He is wearin’ a very deep pink shirt, very dark orange shorts, and white boxers. He roughly wedgies me and gradually exposes most of my butt crack ‘til my undies rip open.
[Location: Quahog, Rhode Island]
The next day, Trenton and I deliver a special package. I’m about to ring the doorbell but he swats my arm away.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, why do you get to ring it?” Trenton said, pretendin’ to be angry.
“Cuz this is my story” I said.
“Let’s flip for it or -“ Trenton said.
I ring the doorbell.
“I can’t believe you did that.” Trenton said. “I cannot believe you just did that!”
Brian answers the door.
“Hi!” I said.
“Can I help you?” Brian asked.
"Hey. Brian! I read your novel Faster Than The Speed of Love! It was awesome!" Trenton said.
“Why thank you. I’m flattered.” Brain said proudly.
“We have a package for you.” I said.
“I didn’t order anything. Are you sure you have the right address?” Brian asked.
“Trust me. It’s definitely yours.” I said confidently.
I hand the box to Brian. He opens the box. A light bubblegum pop / hard rock song plays.
[Insert ‘JOINING A FAN CLUB’ here]
Peter and The Giant Chicken are fightin’ near a bus stop. They’re chewin’ gum. When the chicken blows a bubble, Peter spits his gum out, poppin’ the bubble. The chicken angrily grabs a cup, scoops water up from a fountain, then throws the water at Peter. Peter takes a squirt-gun from a teenage girl, uses it to spray the chicken, grabs a plate of green Jello, throws the Jello at the chicken, takes a soft water-soaked ball from the teenage girl, then throws it at the chicken. The chicken has a soft toy bat. He uses the bat to hit the ball. The ball hits the top of Peter’s forehead. He takes red and blue silly-string, sprays it on Peter’s upper body, grabs a plate of custard pudding, then throws it at Peter. Peter tries to grab it but it gets crushed between his hands.
Peter and the chicken each make a water balloon then throw them at each other. They pop on their heads.
They each find a white cake then push them on each other’s faces.
Peter and the chicken fall backwards.
JOINING A FAN CLUB
She turned her nightlight on and blew him a kiss
He stared back through with green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from the back of the disk
Next to her promise of the biggest prize
Oh!
She’s joining a fanclub with her friends
Fillin’ her bathtub with t-shirts and eight by tens
He looks dreamy, she’s in love from afar
When she’s pickin’ up a fallen star
Downstairs the late show's blasting Age of the Rock
The Monk’s on from last Sunday at The Milky Way
Mom’s writin’ checks to the priest and the church singin’
Dig Down Deep
'Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray
She’s joining a fanclub with her friends
Fillin’ her bathtub with Holy water and amens
He looks dreamy, she’s in love from afar
When she’s pickin’ up a fallen star
She’s joining a fanclub with her friends
Fillin’ her bathtub with t-shirts and eight by tens
He looks dreamy, she’s in love from afar
When she’s pickin’ up a fallen star
Pickin’ up a fallen star
Shake! Shake that woody
Promise Saint Pinocchio
You've made your money, now watch that money grow.
She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's
He looks dreamy,
She's in love from afar.
When she's picking up a fallen star
Joining her fan club, Big Mistake
I still get heartburn
Thinkin’ of the stamps I ate
Oh how I loved him before fate crashed his car
Say a prayer for a fallen star
A wish for a fallen star
Ah ah ah ah ah
Note: my kink and hard rock music is featured
[Limbo: after de(a)th / before Heaven]
I’m bondin’ with Trenton, AKA Kurtpikachu2001, in my modern 80s house. He has “dirty” blonde hair, stubble, light brown eyes, and pale skin.
My name is 鞘師 さとう 小田 (SAYASHI SATOU ODA)
I look like Skeet Ulrich:
Trenton helps me remake my most favorite video.
[Location: my bedroom]
I’m sleepin’ on my comfortable bed but I’m conscious because a camera is recordin’ me. (^^)
I’m only wearin’ blue shorts with a white drawstring and Calvin Klein tighty-whities. My undies waistband is directly above my shorts.
Trenton is standin’ on the bottom part of my bed. He is wearin’ a very deep pink shirt, very dark orange shorts, and white boxers. He roughly wedgies me and gradually exposes most of my butt crack ‘til my undies rip open.
[Location: Quahog, Rhode Island]
The next day, Trenton and I deliver a special package. I’m about to ring the doorbell but he swats my arm away.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, why do you get to ring it?” Trenton said, pretendin’ to be angry.
“Cuz this is my story” I said.
“Let’s flip for it or -“ Trenton said.
I ring the doorbell.
“I can’t believe you did that.” Trenton said. “I cannot believe you just did that!”
Brian answers the door.
“Hi!” I said.
“Can I help you?” Brian asked.
"Hey. Brian! I read your novel Faster Than The Speed of Love! It was awesome!" Trenton said.
“Why thank you. I’m flattered.” Brain said proudly.
“We have a package for you.” I said.
“I didn’t order anything. Are you sure you have the right address?” Brian asked.
“Trust me. It’s definitely yours.” I said confidently.
I hand the box to Brian. He opens the box. A light bubblegum pop / hard rock song plays.
[Insert ‘JOINING A FAN CLUB’ here]
Peter and The Giant Chicken are fightin’ near a bus stop. They’re chewin’ gum. When the chicken blows a bubble, Peter spits his gum out, poppin’ the bubble. The chicken angrily grabs a cup, scoops water up from a fountain, then throws the water at Peter. Peter takes a squirt-gun from a teenage girl, uses it to spray the chicken, grabs a plate of green Jello, throws the Jello at the chicken, takes a soft water-soaked ball from the teenage girl, then throws it at the chicken. The chicken has a soft toy bat. He uses the bat to hit the ball. The ball hits the top of Peter’s forehead. He takes red and blue silly-string, sprays it on Peter’s upper body, grabs a plate of custard pudding, then throws it at Peter. Peter tries to grab it but it gets crushed between his hands.
Peter and the chicken each make a water balloon then throw them at each other. They pop on their heads.
They each find a white cake then push them on each other’s faces.
Peter and the chicken fall backwards.
JOINING A FAN CLUB
She turned her nightlight on and blew him a kiss
He stared back through with green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from the back of the disk
Next to her promise of the biggest prize
Oh!
She’s joining a fanclub with her friends
Fillin’ her bathtub with t-shirts and eight by tens
He looks dreamy, she’s in love from afar
When she’s pickin’ up a fallen star
Downstairs the late show's blasting Age of the Rock
The Monk’s on from last Sunday at The Milky Way
Mom’s writin’ checks to the priest and the church singin’
Dig Down Deep
'Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray
She’s joining a fanclub with her friends
Fillin’ her bathtub with Holy water and amens
He looks dreamy, she’s in love from afar
When she’s pickin’ up a fallen star
She’s joining a fanclub with her friends
Fillin’ her bathtub with t-shirts and eight by tens
He looks dreamy, she’s in love from afar
When she’s pickin’ up a fallen star
Pickin’ up a fallen star
Shake! Shake that woody
Promise Saint Pinocchio
You've made your money, now watch that money grow.
She's joining a fan club with her friends
Filling her bathtub with tee shirts and 8 x 10's
He looks dreamy,
She's in love from afar.
When she's picking up a fallen star
Joining her fan club, Big Mistake
I still get heartburn
Thinkin’ of the stamps I ate
Oh how I loved him before fate crashed his car
Say a prayer for a fallen star
A wish for a fallen star
Ah ah ah ah ah